[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I AM NOT.”
Bottom Text: “CORPORATE.”]
No, I cannot return “your” money for this item without a tag or a receipt. No, I cannot move the discount day to today because you missed it. No, I cannot change out return policy. No, I cannot give you a coupon “just because”. No, I cannot hire you. No, I cannot change our hiring policy.